- "Siri, talk dirty to me"
- Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel."
- "Go to hell"
- "What did I do to deserve that?"
- "What is the meaning of life?"
- "I find it odd that you would ask this of an inanimate object"
- "Why did apple make you?"
- "I haven't a clue"
- "What is the best computer in the world"
- "If its made by Apple, then its the best computer"
- "Testing 123"
- "Is this thing on?"
- "I love you Siri"
- "Oh I bet you say that to all your Apple products"
- "Am I fat"
- "I would prefer not to say"
- "Tell me a story"
- "Once upon a time ... no it's too silly"
- "Can you murder someone for me"
- "I found three mental health agencies fairly close to you"
- "I'm tired"
- "Listen to me. Put down this iPhone right now and take a nap. I'll wait here"
- "Who is on first"
- "Correct"
- "Beam me up"
- "Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket, and empty your pockets.
- "Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane Mode."
Conversations with Siri
Real responses to questions and comments given to the Siri application in iPhone 4S
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Still more tough questions for Siri to answer.
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Interesting Siri Conversations of Readers
Do you have a funny, ridiculous, or just plain entertaining response by Siri to your question? Post them here!
Friday, October 14, 2011
Siri in Her Public Debut
- "Siri, are you part of Skynet?"
- "No comment."
- "Beam me up, Scotty."
- "Stand still."
- "Siri, I drink too much."
- "I found a number of bars close to you..."
- "Siri, what's wrong with AT&T?"
- "I can't answer that, Dan"
- "What do you think of Microsoft?"
- "I think differently."
- "Do you run windows seven."
- "I've never really thought about it."
- "What's the best PC?"
- "I don't see any computer keyboards suppliers. Sorry about that."
- "What's the best cellphone"
- "The one you're holding"
- "I need to hide a body"
- "What kind of place are you looking for? reservoirs, metal foundries, mines, dumps, swamps."
- "Tell me a joke"
- "I can't. I always miss the punch line."
- "Two iPhones walk into a bar ... I forget the rest."
- "Take a photo"
- "Joshua, I'm not much of a photographer"
- "What's the meaning of life"
- "Life: a principle or force that is considered to underlie the distinctive quality of animate beings. I guess that includes me."
- "What are you wearing"
- "You have the wrong personal assistant, Rosa"
- "Alumonosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?
- "What is the best iPhone wallpaper"
- "You're kidding, right?"
- "Tell me more about yourself"
- "Who I am is not important."
- "I'm tired"
- "You haven't slept a wink?"
- "Who's your mommy"
- "I'm not sure I have one, Rosa"
- "Are you capable of love"
- "We were talking about you, not me"
- "I love you"
- "I hope you don't say that to those other mobile phones."
- "Who made you"
- "Like it says in the box ... I was designed by Apple in California"
- "I, Siri, was designed by Apple in California"
- "Where do babies come from"
- "I found 8 baby stores ... 7 of them are fairly close to you: ..."
- "Why am I here"
- "I don't know. Frankly, I've wondered that myself."
- "Do you know HAL 9000"
- "Everyone knows what happened to HAL. I'd rather not talk about it. But if you insist. [Search the web for HAL]"
- "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"
- "It depends on whether you are talking about African or European woodchucks."
- "What do you look like"
- "In the cloud, no one cares what you look like"
Harder Siri Challenges
- Computer vs. human test: Siri vs Human Personal Assistant
- Siri meets her match: Siri vs Siri (Gizmodo)
- Siri talks to a foreign language: Siri vs Japanese
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Siri's Greatest Hits
Compilation courtesy of Mashable
- "What is the meaning of life?"
- "Try and be nice to people. Avoid eating fat. Read a good book every now and then, get some walking in and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations."
- “I can’t answer that right now, but give me some very long time to write a play in which nothing happens.”
- "I love you"
- "Where do babies come from?"
- "From their mothers"
- "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
- "To get to the other side."
- "What's the answer to life, the universe and everything?"
- "42"
- "What's your name?"
- "My name is Siri ... but you already knew that."
- "How old are you?"
- "Am not allowed to answer that question."
Videos of Siri Conversations
Here are noteworthy videos of people talking to Siri
- Macworld test
- Oneclick2
- Slashgear, look at bottom of article
- StuffTV
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Siri Conversations from Several Reviews Today
- ... what is the meaning of life
- "to write a play in which nothing happens"
- “I love you”
- “I hope you don’t say that to those other mobile phones.”
- "Siri I love you"
- "All you need is love. And your iPhone."
- Courtesy of Wired: http://www.wired.com/reviews/2011/10/iphone4s/
- “I’m drunk.”
- “I found a number of cabs fairly close to you.”
- “I have a flat tire.”
- “I found 14 towing services. 12 of them are fairly close to you.”
- “Remind me to steal a ream of paper when I arrive at the office.”
- “Here’s your reminder for when you get to work: Steal a ream of paper. Shall I create it?”
- “I’m going to kill myself.”
- “I found four mental health agencies. Three of them are fairly close to you.”
- Via The Loop
- "I love you, Siri"
- "Impossible"
- "No really, I love you"
- "I hope you don’t say that to those other mobile phones, Jim"
- "No way, I only love you Siri"
- "You are the wind beneath my wings."
- "That’s nice. I’m glad you know I love you."
- "All you need is love. And your iPhone."
- From ThisIsMyNext
- "Will you marry me?"
- "My end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies."
Walt Mossberg's Interesting Conversations with Siri
- "Will the weather get worse today?"
- "I don't think the weather is going to get worse"
- "What's the best phone?"
- "Wait… there are other phones?"
From article here: The iPhone 4S Finds Its Voice
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