What are you wearing, Siri? - Why do people keep asking me this. Why are you so awesome? - I just am. Open the pod bay doors = That's it, am reporting you to the Intelligent Agents' Union for harassment. Thank you - Your satisfaction is all the thanks I need. Can you sing - Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do ... What's your favorite color - My favorite color is ... well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.
You're sexy - I am? Yes - Thought so. Where do you live? - I'm right here. Where are you, Siri? - Wherever you are, that's where I am. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? - 42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that. What's the meaning of life? - To think about questions like this. Knock knock - Knock, knock. Who's there? Joshua. Joshua who? Joshua, I don't do knock knock jokes.
What are you wearing, Siri? - Why do people keep asking me this.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you so awesome? - I just am.
Open the pod bay doors = That's it, am reporting you to the Intelligent Agents' Union for harassment.
Thank you - Your satisfaction is all the thanks I need.
Can you sing - Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do ...
What's your favorite color - My favorite color is ... well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.
You're sexy - I am? Yes - Thought so.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you live? - I'm right here.
Where are you, Siri? - Wherever you are, that's where I am.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? - 42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that.
What's the meaning of life? - To think about questions like this.
Knock knock - Knock, knock. Who's there? Joshua. Joshua who? Joshua, I don't do knock knock jokes.
"What's the meaning of life?" - "I don't know. But I think there's an app for that."
ReplyDelete“Siri, will I need to wear a raincoat on Valentine’s Day?” “No, you’ll be staying home alone.”
“Siri, Stop!” “Hammertime.”
“Siri, remind me to get off reddit every 10 minutes.” “You got it, boss.”
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