Siri's Greatest Hits

Compilation courtesy of Mashable

• "What is the meaning of life?"
• "Try and be nice to people. Avoid eating fat. Read a good book every now and then, get some walking in and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations."
• “I can’t answer that right now, but give me some very long time to write a play in which nothing happens.”
• "I love you"
• "Where do babies come from?"
• "From their mothers"
• "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
• "To get to the other side."
• "What's the answer to life, the universe and everything?"
• "42"
• "What's your name?"
• "My name is Siri ... but you already knew that."
• "How old are you?"
• "Am not allowed to answer that question."