Siri in Her Public Debut

• "Siri, are you part of Skynet?"
• "No comment."
• "Beam me up, Scotty."
• "Stand still."
• "Siri, I drink too much."
• "I found a number of bars close to you..."
• "Siri, what's wrong with AT&T?"
• "I can't answer that, Dan"
• "What do you think of Microsoft?"
• "I think differently."
• "Do you run windows seven."
• "I've never really thought about it."
• "What's the best PC?"
• "I don't see any computer keyboards suppliers.  Sorry about that."
• "What's the best cellphone"
• "The one you're holding"
• "I need to hide a body"
• "What kind of place are you looking for? reservoirs, metal foundries, mines, dumps, swamps."
• "Tell me a joke"
• "I can't.  I always miss the punch line."
• "Two iPhones walk into a bar ... I forget the rest."
• "Take a photo"
• "Joshua, I'm not much of a photographer"
• "What's the meaning of life"
• "Life: a principle or force that is considered to underlie the distinctive quality of animate beings. I guess that includes me."
• "What are you wearing"
• "You have the wrong personal assistant, Rosa"
• "Alumonosilicate glass and stainless steel.  Nice, huh?
• "What is the best iPhone wallpaper"
• "You're kidding, right?"
• "Tell me more about yourself"
• "Who I am is not important."
• "I'm tired"
• "You haven't slept a wink?"
• "Who's your mommy"
• "I'm not sure I have one, Rosa"
• "Are you capable of love"
• "We were talking about you, not me"
• "I love you"
• "I hope you don't say that to those other mobile phones."
• "Who made you"
• "Like it says in the box ... I was designed by Apple in California"
• "I, Siri, was designed by Apple in California"
• "Where do babies come from"
• "I found 8 baby stores ... 7 of them are fairly close to you: ..."
• "Why am I here"
• "I don't know.  Frankly, I've wondered that myself."
• "Do you know HAL 9000"
• "Everyone knows what happened to HAL. I'd rather not talk about it.  But if you insist. [Search the web for HAL]"
• "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"
• "It depends on whether you are talking about African or European woodchucks."
• "What do you look like"
• "In the cloud, no one cares what you look like"